{"id":835,"date":"2019-12-23T09:17:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-23T14:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/?p=835"},"modified":"2019-12-18T03:18:40","modified_gmt":"2019-12-18T08:18:40","slug":"christmas-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/?p=835","title":{"rendered":"Christmas 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"2010\" height=\"2512\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1E6B455C-4A0C-473C-B701-0AF063086125.jpeg?fit=640%2C800\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-836\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1E6B455C-4A0C-473C-B701-0AF063086125.jpeg?w=2010&amp;ssl=1 2010w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1E6B455C-4A0C-473C-B701-0AF063086125.jpeg?resize=240%2C300&amp;ssl=1 240w, 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wp-block-paragraph\">Twas the night before travel <br>\nAnd all over my bed<br>\nSat the luggage open<br>\nClothes on the spread<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">What should I take<br>\nWhat should I  pack<br>\nToo many options<br>\nI only take black<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Black shirt and pants<br>\nBlack sweater and shoes<br>\nOh dear the presents<br>\nI have to choose <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Take out the sweater<br>\nAnd out with the blouse<br>\nNeed room for the gifts<br>\nNow I search the house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">High and low <br>\nIn here in there<br>\nI searched for the gifts<br>\nBut know not where<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">I hid them well <br>\nSo no could see<br>\nI hid them so well<br>\nEven from me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Oh Dear Oh my<br>\nI needed to pack<br>\nTime was ticking<br>\nAnd presents I lack<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Fiddle dee dah<br> Fiddle dee dee<br> Amazon on line<br> Doth rescue me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the night before travel And all over my bed Sat the luggage open Clothes on the spread What should I take What should I pack Too many options I only take black Black shirt and pants Black sweater and shoes Oh dear the presents I have to choose Take out the sweater And out 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