{"id":464,"date":"2017-03-11T10:30:47","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T15:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/50.87.248.97\/~frantas1\/?p=464"},"modified":"2017-03-10T15:54:24","modified_gmt":"2017-03-10T20:54:24","slug":"bathrooms-and-cell-phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"Bathrooms and Cell Phones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/50.87.248.97\/~frantas1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-466\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/50.87.248.97\/~frantas1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600-300x277.jpg?resize=300%2C277\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"277\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600.jpg?resize=300%2C277&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600.jpg?resize=768%2C710&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600.jpg?resize=1024%2C946&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600.jpg?w=1280 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.frantasticfran.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_3600.jpg?w=1920 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bathrooms and Cell Phones<br \/>\nNo Place to co-exist<br \/>\nWe stood there waiting<br \/>\nSlowly getting pissed<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8220;Get off the Phone&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nOne lady said loudly<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;That&#8217;s very Rude&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\nanother said proudly<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We stood and listened<br \/>\nto flush after flush<br \/>\nshe talked on and on<br \/>\nNot even a blush<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Intermission was short<br \/>\nand only 3 stalls<br \/>\nThis lady tied up one<br \/>\nand continued her calls<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Blah, Blah this<br \/>\nand Blah Blah that<br \/>\nshe just wouldn&#8217;t stop<br \/>\nand proceeded to chat<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">One after another<br \/>\nrequested she cease<br \/>\nShe pressed on oblivious<br \/>\nof all the crossed knees<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Shifting from one foot<br \/>\nto the other again<br \/>\nThe crowd became insistent<br \/>\nfor her talking to end<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She stayed in the stall<br \/>\nFrom beginning to end<br \/>\nEach in the bathroom<br \/>\nShe did offend<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The lights flickered off and on<br \/>\nAs many of us moaned<br \/>\nTo return to our seats<br \/>\nWith her still on the throne.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The lesson is simple<br \/>\nso please take heed<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t talk on the phone<br \/>\nWe all need to pee<\/p>\n<p>Frances Graziano Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bathrooms and Cell Phones No Place to co-exist We stood there waiting Slowly getting pissed &#8220;Get off the Phone&#8221; One lady said loudly &#8220;That&#8217;s very Rude&#8221; another said proudly We stood and listened to flush after flush she talked on and on Not even a blush Intermission was short and only 3 stalls This lady [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[73,4,7,130,142,10],"tags":[150,170],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-girlfriends","category-insights","category-life","category-observations","category-prose-and-poetry","tag-bathrooms","tag-cell-phones"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5uF4f-7u","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":468,"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}