{"id":302,"date":"2015-12-21T10:30:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-21T15:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/50.87.248.97\/~frantas1\/?p=302"},"modified":"2015-12-20T11:51:57","modified_gmt":"2015-12-20T16:51:57","slug":"twas-days-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frantasticfran.com\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"Twas Days before Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Twas days before Christmas
\nWhen all through my mind
\nRan a list of presents
\nI needed to find<\/p>\n

What did I get him
\nDid I buy for her
\nThe big day is coming
\nAnd my thoughts a blur<\/p>\n

I did make a list
\nIt was tidy and neat
\nWhere I did place it
\nIs what\u2019s got me beat<\/p>\n

I look high and low
\nAnd then low and high
\nOh there it is
\nAnd heave a big sigh<\/p>\n

I\u2019m more caught up
\nThan I originally thought
\nOnly a few things more
\nThat need to be bought<\/p>\n

Then wrapping the presents
\nWith bows and ribbons
\nTags and tissue paper
\nLet the gifting begin<\/p>\n

Will check my list
\nA few more times
\nBut I think I’m finished
\nThis year on time.<\/p>\n

Merry Christmas
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